Why not to do Mba!

  

Why shouldn't you go for mba:

1. Mba degree won't get you laid! I don't know about others but i was always fascinated by the western culture by watching how rich people (MBA!) get to be with the girls. But then again i am just another engineer with some weird fantasies!
2. Startup- Every other dude i meet wants to be a businessman and wants his own startup. So he decides to go for mba because mba would help you become a successful businessman, Well the reality is exactly opposite. You don't need an  mba degree for starting your own business. You'll have to get on to streets to start your business even after you have a degree from iim-a. Infact this is the most retarded reply to the question in an interview when asked "Why Mba"
   
   
3. Lavish Lifestyle- Most of you would have already watched suits and must have been impressed by harvey spector's awesome lifestyle. Well real life is quite different from that. No doubt you'd be earning good 'if' you get a good job from a good college, but there are very few who get to live harvey's lifestyle. Not to mention you have to work 12-14 hours a day constantly in a top tier firm. Lets say chances of you living a longer life just got a hit! In plain simple words mba won't change you. If you were a moron before you'd be a retard afterwards.
   
   
4. Investment- 20 lacs for a fucking degree? really? I saw people dying to get into Tapmi, Nmims and other low level business schools. The amount you spend to get into these stupid b-schools, you can invest it in buying products from china and selling in india and then also you'll earn 2x  more than what you'd get from your job. (If you need to check facts, you are welcome to click the cross on right hand of your screen- Now don't cry here's an example for sherlocks out there)

China price- 2$ per cover-=  Rs 135.60 approx

Flipkart price- Rs 336

Now since you are going for mba anyways do the math for the difference with Rs 200k.

But against all odds if you are doing mba for Dahej then sky is the limit! :D